FYROM newspaper "discovered" the nationality of Orpeheus

[Rhino]

The "Utrinski vesnik" Scopian paper found that the legendary Orpheus "was related to the best myths of Macedonia". The paper also claimed that Orpheus probably created the Macedonian alphabet, that he was the Macedonian personification of Jesus Chirist, and his playing the lyre - a symbol of Macedonia, surrounded by her neighbours...

[tankistabg]

Originally Posted by Rhino

The "Utrinski vesnik" Scopian paper found that the legendary Orpheus "was related to the best myths of Macedonia". The paper also claimed that Orpheus probably created the Macedonian alphabet, that he was the Macedonian personification of Jesus Chirist, and his playing the lyre - a symbol of Macedonia, surrounded by her neighbours...

the comedy show goes one. The author should go kill himself

[Demetrius Doukas]

[terastios]

I have an announcment to make!
After 42 years of searching i am in the honorablle position to tell yo that:

Adam and Eve were Scopians!They were walking around naked...they were eating only fruits...they were surrounded by snakes...and the stupid couple thought they were in Paradise!

[Ehetlaios]

Απλά συγκλονιστικό...

Simply stunning.



Thou art my god.

[terastios]

Originally Posted by terastios

I have an announcment to make!
After 42 years of searching i am in the honorablle position to tell yo that:

Adam and Eve were Scopians!They were walking around naked...they were eating only fruits...they were surrounded by snakes...and the stupid couple thought they were in Paradise!

Oh God...i'm suprising my self sometimes...i'm so gooooood!

[Demetrius Doukas]

In scopie they have been shure about it a long time ago..............

[BG2007]

Originally Posted by terastios

I have an announcment to make!
After 42 years of searching i am in the honorablle position to tell yo that:

Adam and Eve were Scopians!They were walking around naked...they were eating only fruits...they were surrounded by snakes...and the stupid couple thought they were in Paradise!

This is a very well known fact, scientifically proven. The first man was a skopian, but unfortunately his parents were Bulgarians.

This was the joke Bozhidar Dimitrov made about this "discovery".

[Ehetlaios]

About Adam, it's not funny, I think "adam" means "tongue" in turkish and the turks are using it to say that the first man spoke turkish.

[MAKEDONELLHNAS]

Believe or not on network54 site there was a skopian by the name of zole or something like that that posted how Adam and Eve were skopians and Jesus Christ as well and gods actual language was skopianika, i wish i can find the post it was probably a little more than a year ago and he had such a way of explaining it