akritas
05-14-2006, 11:12 AM
Happy mother's day to all moms :laugh: :worshippy
Since today its mothers day, here is what we learn from our mothers:
1: We learn to be grateful of the other's work:
''If you are going to plan a fight with your brother,get out of your bedroom,since i have just finished cleaning it''
2. Religion:
''Pray to God that the stains can be cleaned off the carpet''
3 Travel planning:
''If next Monday that im going to school to get your trimestral votes out of your teachers,and they are not good,it will be better for you not to be home when i will come back''
4:we learn to be logic:
''There is no why. Its because i say so''
5: We learn to be logic no2:
''if you fall and bleed your knees you will get punished because you will have torn off your trousers as well''
6:We learn how to be ready and behave ourselves in any unexpected situations:
''Change your underpants,because if an accident happens and you need to be taken to the hospital,what would doctors think of our family?''
7: We learn to be ironic:
''Stop crying without reason,because i will give you a reason to cry''
8: Agility:
'' Go take a bath. Can't you see that your neck is dirty? ''
9 Osmosis:
''Close your mouth and eat your food''
10: Stamina:
''You will not leave this table untill you finish your beans off''
11: Temporal Phenomenum:
''Your bedroom looks like it has been struck by a lightning and passed by a typhoon''
12: Hypocrisy:
''Whatever i say seems unreasonable to you ,isnt'it? You know everything and i know nothing huh?''
13:Biological circle:
''Keep on lamentating and you will see... I am the one who bore you,and i will be the one to kill you''.
14: Idol/example of good behaviour:
'' I wonder where did you learn to be like that. Cant you see your brother? He does not behave the way you do.''
15:Jealousy/guilts
''Me in your age,i had not even shoes to wear.Thousands of children in your age are walking around with no shoes,hungry and without a home to live in. Dont be ingrate''
16:Forseeing your future:
''Wait till we get home and you will see what im gonna do to you''
17 Patience:
''we will open it when we arrive home''
18:Hypersensibility:
''Put your coat on. Its cold out there even if you dont feel it''
19:Humour:
''If you cut off your fingers with the knife,dont come to me crying,because i will beat you some more''
20:Adulthood:
''If you dont finish your food off,you will not grow up''
21:Genetics
''You took all the bad things after you father,while i have given you all the good elements in your character''
22:Wisdom:
''You will understand when you will grow up''
23: Justice:
''You will make children yourself one day.I wish they behave to you as you are behaving to me now.''
24:We learn to put certain goals in our life and stick to them:
(before your marriage):unsure:
''It is time for you to get married and make some children. I want to see grand children myself. Dont worry,i will be here stand up by you and help you raise them''
(after you have been married):mad:
''Whoever has a child stays in his home and raises it. That's enouph,i have raised my own children well,that is your turn now''
Since today its mothers day, here is what we learn from our mothers:
1: We learn to be grateful of the other's work:
''If you are going to plan a fight with your brother,get out of your bedroom,since i have just finished cleaning it''
2. Religion:
''Pray to God that the stains can be cleaned off the carpet''
3 Travel planning:
''If next Monday that im going to school to get your trimestral votes out of your teachers,and they are not good,it will be better for you not to be home when i will come back''
4:we learn to be logic:
''There is no why. Its because i say so''
5: We learn to be logic no2:
''if you fall and bleed your knees you will get punished because you will have torn off your trousers as well''
6:We learn how to be ready and behave ourselves in any unexpected situations:
''Change your underpants,because if an accident happens and you need to be taken to the hospital,what would doctors think of our family?''
7: We learn to be ironic:
''Stop crying without reason,because i will give you a reason to cry''
8: Agility:
'' Go take a bath. Can't you see that your neck is dirty? ''
9 Osmosis:
''Close your mouth and eat your food''
10: Stamina:
''You will not leave this table untill you finish your beans off''
11: Temporal Phenomenum:
''Your bedroom looks like it has been struck by a lightning and passed by a typhoon''
12: Hypocrisy:
''Whatever i say seems unreasonable to you ,isnt'it? You know everything and i know nothing huh?''
13:Biological circle:
''Keep on lamentating and you will see... I am the one who bore you,and i will be the one to kill you''.
14: Idol/example of good behaviour:
'' I wonder where did you learn to be like that. Cant you see your brother? He does not behave the way you do.''
15:Jealousy/guilts
''Me in your age,i had not even shoes to wear.Thousands of children in your age are walking around with no shoes,hungry and without a home to live in. Dont be ingrate''
16:Forseeing your future:
''Wait till we get home and you will see what im gonna do to you''
17 Patience:
''we will open it when we arrive home''
18:Hypersensibility:
''Put your coat on. Its cold out there even if you dont feel it''
19:Humour:
''If you cut off your fingers with the knife,dont come to me crying,because i will beat you some more''
20:Adulthood:
''If you dont finish your food off,you will not grow up''
21:Genetics
''You took all the bad things after you father,while i have given you all the good elements in your character''
22:Wisdom:
''You will understand when you will grow up''
23: Justice:
''You will make children yourself one day.I wish they behave to you as you are behaving to me now.''
24:We learn to put certain goals in our life and stick to them:
(before your marriage):unsure:
''It is time for you to get married and make some children. I want to see grand children myself. Dont worry,i will be here stand up by you and help you raise them''
(after you have been married):mad:
''Whoever has a child stays in his home and raises it. That's enouph,i have raised my own children well,that is your turn now''